So now I can link my smartphone to my car and talk to it at any time, which I think is as close than humanity has ever gotten to a car that you can talk to. I keep saying, I really do, that it’s going to be the next big ‘thing’. All those commutes, all …
Back in the days of old, people had household spirits to do all their dirty work for them. No, not REALLY, but there were all kinds of legends and folklore, so it must’ve come from somewhere. You’ve got elves making shoes, brownies coming to sweep the floor, and if you were really lucky, then evil …
Recently I was talking to my guru about a dream I had. In it I was on a boat, with Elon Rust, with both of us having a dance competition and wearing giant banana suits. Was this a premonition of great things to come? We had a bit of a hypnotherapy session and he said …
Secretly, I kind of hate flowers. And I feel bad about hating them…so I guess you could say that I hate the level of hate I have for them. I should just go and live in a castle on a hill where it’s always stormy and there are lightning strikes and rumbles of thunder every …
I wasn’t supposed to drive the hearse for all that long. In fact, I was just supposed to bring it in for car servicing in South Yarra after the funeral, after which I was going to bring it back to Uncle Frank and I’d be able to tell the kids someday that I drove a …
My boyfriend was in the garage banging away on his latest invention. He was full of ideas and loved getting them out of his head and constructing them. He comes up with the most amazing things, it is always fun having a look at his finished products. I am not allowed to go into the …
Currently, the office situation is a bit dire. There’s a room in the mansion that I’d quite LIKE to convert into a home office, but currently I’ve been so busy with the gardening, and settling into Melbourne’s way of doing business, that I’ve had no time to really do anything with it. Currently it’s just …
The other people in this lab do NOT understand the ways of secrecy. I’ve told them time and time again, secrecy is the cornerstone of our work. If this stuff ever got out, then the world would be changed forever, not to mention that most of what we do here is super, SUPER secret. I …
The cooking of food in this realm is a source of great confusion for me, and undoubtedly many of my hidden wizard brethren. I was extremely careful when I arrived here, watching the mortals and their ways, but I could never understand what was occurring when they placed the food into those black boxes. Obviously …
And once again, my quick-thinking saves the day. Alright, the truth: my quick-thinking has saved the day…for the first time. Maybe the last, but I’ve heard lightning CAN strike twice in the same place under very specific circumstances, so I’m holding out hope. The party wasn’t my idea, because I’m horrible at organizing events. But …