First Successful Build!

So I went to the hardware store and the people were really helpful! I’m sure they could tell I was a novice, but they definitely didn’t treat me like it. I really appreciated it.  They pointed me in the direction of the tools and materials that I would need for my design, and explained what …

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The ink community

I’m one of those people who is a bit of an elitist when it comes to the tattoo world. I hate to say it, but I really am. I’m covered head to toe in tattoos, I attend all the tattoo expos, and I know who is important in the tattoo world and who is the …

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Sitting on Heater

My favourite thing to do, when I’m not getting silly with my friends on a night out, is sitting on top of the heater and reading a good book. I find it so relaxing and it’s my favourite way to take a break from my often chaotic life. I like turning the heater up so …

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As I age

As I age I find life is becoming very different for me. I used to be young. Attractive. Active. Lively. Now, being alive it’s a struggle in itself. I feel tired all the time. My joints are aching. My bones bruise easily. I used to have lovely, thick red hair. Now my hair is thinning …

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Locked out

Now, this is going to sound extremely bizarre but I’m starting to wonder if this is my brother controlling stuff from the afterlife. We had such a close relationship. We were always laughing and pulling pranks on each other. A very huge part of me wonders if he’s playing games on me now. I know …

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Meeting demand

I’d hate to become one of those work environments where employees and contractors constantly feel as if they have a boss breathing down their neck. I think that’s an awful feeling. I’ve been in that position and it’s just awful. You feel like everything little thing you do is analysed and that any moment spent …

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Many Tyre Repairs

After twenty plus years, my business has failed. It wasn’t my fault and there was nothing I could have done to stop it but it still hurts. Our industry collapsed due to a worldwide catastrophe, and we’ve been unable to trade for one and a half years now. All my employees quit about six months …

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Hardware Kings Offensive?

The others think I’m crazy, but I honestly believe that we need to go on the offensive if we’re going to beat the Hardware Bandits. They play dirty, stopping us from selling our hardware with whatever tactics they can come up with. Why shouldn’t we do the same? I’m really passionate about this, and if …

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Julius’s Annoyance

I don’t think I can handle another day of Kat complaining about the bow rail magazine. She always comes up to me, begging that I use my slight telekinesis powers to turn the pages, one by one, until reaching page seven. I’ve told her plenty of times that I won’t do it, and that bow …

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Provision One Thousand

After twenty hours of reading, no sleep and sixteen cups of coffee, I’m finally up to the final provision. If I agree to this last one, the Window Replacement Wizard will help me get my real body back, so that I can return to my life as a marine welder. I’m so close, and that …

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