Sitting on Heater

My favourite thing to do, when I’m not getting silly with my friends on a night out, is sitting on top of the heater and reading a good book. I find it so relaxing and it’s my favourite way to take a break from my often chaotic life. I like turning the heater up so …

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As I age

As I age I find life is becoming very different for me. I used to be young. Attractive. Active. Lively. Now, being alive it’s a struggle in itself. I feel tired all the time. My joints are aching. My bones bruise easily. I used to have lovely, thick red hair. Now my hair is thinning …

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Locked out

Now, this is going to sound extremely bizarre but I’m starting to wonder if this is my brother controlling stuff from the afterlife. We had such a close relationship. We were always laughing and pulling pranks on each other. A very huge part of me wonders if he’s playing games on me now. I know …

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Meeting demand

I’d hate to become one of those work environments where employees and contractors constantly feel as if they have a boss breathing down their neck. I think that’s an awful feeling. I’ve been in that position and it’s just awful. You feel like everything little thing you do is analysed and that any moment spent …

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Many Tyre Repairs

After twenty plus years, my business has failed. It wasn’t my fault and there was nothing I could have done to stop it but it still hurts. Our industry collapsed due to a worldwide catastrophe, and we’ve been unable to trade for one and a half years now. All my employees quit about six months …

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Hardware Kings Offensive?

The others think I’m crazy, but I honestly believe that we need to go on the offensive if we’re going to beat the Hardware Bandits. They play dirty, stopping us from selling our hardware with whatever tactics they can come up with. Why shouldn’t we do the same? I’m really passionate about this, and if …

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Julius’s Annoyance

I don’t think I can handle another day of Kat complaining about the bow rail magazine. She always comes up to me, begging that I use my slight telekinesis powers to turn the pages, one by one, until reaching page seven. I’ve told her plenty of times that I won’t do it, and that bow …

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Provision One Thousand

After twenty hours of reading, no sleep and sixteen cups of coffee, I’m finally up to the final provision. If I agree to this last one, the Window Replacement Wizard will help me get my real body back, so that I can return to my life as a marine welder. I’m so close, and that …

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First Home Tips

My parents have been on my case for about a decade to get my life together. Heck, as soon as I graduated from university they were telling me to put a deposit on a house. At the time, I was too itinerant. Not only was I moving from place to place within Melbourne – I …

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Bailey’s Room Design

Hello to all the loyal members of George who are reading this blog post. This is my second blog where I drink all sorts of carbonated water beverages. Things I’ve done here in the past include post my imagined lyrics to the instrumental song Garden of Flowers from Super Maria Sisters, Marshmallow Island, give regular …

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