All The Pests Disappear

Back in the days of old, people had household spirits to do all their dirty work for them. No, not REALLY, but there were all kinds of legends and folklore, so it must’ve come from somewhere. You’ve got elves making shoes, brownies coming to sweep the floor, and if you were really lucky, then evil …

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I Must Go Boating

Recently I was talking to my guru about a dream I had. In it I was on a boat, with Elon Rust, with both of us having a dance competition and wearing giant banana suits. Was this a premonition of great things to come? We had a bit of a hypnotherapy session and he said …

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Hating Living Things

Secretly, I kind of hate flowers. And I feel bad about hating them…so I guess you could say that I hate the level of hate I have for them. I should just go and live in a castle on a hill where it’s always stormy and there are lightning strikes and rumbles of thunder every …

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The Cross-Dimensional Hairdresser

Sometimes you just come across a certain idea for a show that’s pure gold from the get-go. And trust me, I’ve seen a LOT of great premises that have fallen by the wayside because of bad character writing, terribly choreographed fight scenes and just corner-cutting animation. Also, bad plots. But ‘Follicle Traversal!’ is different. They’ve …

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Office By Night…Nothing By Day

Currently, the office situation is a bit dire. There’s a room in the mansion that I’d quite LIKE to convert into a home office, but currently I’ve been so busy with the gardening, and settling into Melbourne’s way of doing business, that I’ve had no time to really do anything with it. Currently it’s just …

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