Cars

Car Karma

Oh. My. Gosh. You won’t believe what just happened. Remember Tiff? The girl who won a brand new car on a gameshow when she was only sixteen? I think it’s time for another update on her. But to give a bit of a spoiler, let’s just say, I hope she’s found a Mornington shop that …

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Fix Your Parking!

Melbourne has a serious problem with parking, and it’s about time someone stood up and took notice. Last night I was half an hour late for the Boney Mac concert, first because I couldn’t find a parking space anywhere near the venue, and then because I had to park a thousand miles away. You know …

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Prank Driver

In my spare time, I sometimes work for Goober, a ridesharing company that operates all throughout Melbourne. My clients often have an interesting ride, because I like to prank them. Most people take it for the joke it is, but there are a few who leave me negative reviews. Today’s one didn’t go so well. …

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Trucking Rules

I have disgraced the good name of truckers everywhere. I feel terrible, but there’s nothing I can do about it now, other than hand in my letter of resignation tomorrow morning. I broke the first rule of truck driving, and then the second one straight after it. It all started a few hours ago when …

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Vintage Cars, Yeah…Great

No, that’s fine. That’s FINE, everyone. I’ll just sort it all out. I was the one who sent out the invitations to these important people coming to the Expo and I’m ALSO the one organising their accommodation, so it makes sense that I’d be the one who has to sort out their cars. No, it’s …

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