Welcome back to the wild, wild ride of The Amazing Car Race! When we last left off, our grease monkey turned racer, Brian, had just set off from our Raceview pitstop, engine roaring and spirit soaring. The race is on, and every racer is for themselves. Brian, with the clunky engine of his old hatchback …
Now, this is going to sound extremely bizarre but I’m starting to wonder if this is my brother controlling stuff from the afterlife. We had such a close relationship. We were always laughing and pulling pranks on each other. A very huge part of me wonders if he’s playing games on me now. I know …
After twenty plus years, my business has failed. It wasn’t my fault and there was nothing I could have done to stop it but it still hurts. Our industry collapsed due to a worldwide catastrophe, and we’ve been unable to trade for one and a half years now. All my employees quit about six months …
Oh. My. Gosh. You won’t believe what just happened. Remember Tiff? The girl who won a brand new car on a gameshow when she was only sixteen? I think it’s time for another update on her. But to give a bit of a spoiler, let’s just say, I hope she’s found a Mornington shop that …
In my spare time, I sometimes work for Goober, a ridesharing company that operates all throughout Melbourne. My clients often have an interesting ride, because I like to prank them. Most people take it for the joke it is, but there are a few who leave me negative reviews. Today’s one didn’t go so well. …
I have disgraced the good name of truckers everywhere. I feel terrible, but there’s nothing I can do about it now, other than hand in my letter of resignation tomorrow morning. I broke the first rule of truck driving, and then the second one straight after it. It all started a few hours ago when …
So now I can link my smartphone to my car and talk to it at any time, which I think is as close than humanity has ever gotten to a car that you can talk to. I keep saying, I really do, that it’s going to be the next big ‘thing’. All those commutes, all …
I wasn’t supposed to drive the hearse for all that long. In fact, I was just supposed to bring it in for car servicing in South Yarra after the funeral, after which I was going to bring it back to Uncle Frank and I’d be able to tell the kids someday that I drove a …
No, that’s fine. That’s FINE, everyone. I’ll just sort it all out. I was the one who sent out the invitations to these important people coming to the Expo and I’m ALSO the one organising their accommodation, so it makes sense that I’d be the one who has to sort out their cars. No, it’s …